My future child and I.
Child: Daddy, I don't like that "black metal" stuff.
Me: Stop being a faggot and put your spikes back on. Now, help daddy burn this church.
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Do you believe in love at first sight?…How about misery after three years? That shirt looks good on you. You know what else would look good on you? My friend Dave, I think you should go out with him. Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship? When I’m with you I…